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YO MOMMA JOKES


1. Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

2. Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

3. Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.



Yo momma so fatEdit

1. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!


2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"


3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!


4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"


5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.


6. Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!


7. Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!


8. Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.


9. Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!


10. Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!



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